• Ben Van Der Velde - “Swastika in Geordie means something that
used to be a sticker.”
• Nikhil Tiwali - “What do you call a pink flower that comes
back from the dead? A re-in-carnation.”
• Pat Cahill – “90 per cent of baking injuries are
stress-related. There are people up and down the country having mental
bake-downs.”
• Pajama Men (Shenoah Allen and Mark Chavez) – “I’m a head
gardener. Whatever I say grows.”
• Alex Horne – “I want to talk about something that’s close
to my heart. My lungs.”
• Romesh Ranganathan – “I’m married with kids. I don’t need
to look good, I just need to look better than the prospect of single
parentdom.”
MORE JOKES: read 30 great one-liners selected
by the Telegraph here.
Which is the least funny joke of the 2013 Edinburgh Fringe?
Article source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/edinburgh-festival/10252861/Least-funny-jokes-of-2013-Edinburgh-Fringe.html