A little humor for Independence Day, courtesy of Someecards:
Funniest Fourth of July Tweets
“On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.” -Andy Borowitz
“Happy 4th of July! As you take this day to honor America, ask yourself, “Why am I not honoring America on the other 364 days? Shame on me.” -Stephen Colbert
“Dear America, Happy Independence day. thanks for running the world since we retired. (China wants the job but hang in there.) Luv England.” -Ricky Gervais
“Happy Birthday USA! If we’d never rebelled against England we’d all be playing soccer, driving on the left side watching the UK Office.” -Rainn Wilson
“Happy 4th of July, although I don’t support celebrating a bunch of rebels defeating an empire.” -Darth Vader
“Tomorrow let’s not forget the whole reason behind July 4th. We left England so we could blow our fingers off w/ fireworks! #Freedom” -Steve Agee
Fourth of July Cartoons
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Funny Quotes About America
“When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.” -George Carlin
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” -Stephen Colbert
“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.” -Mark Twain
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.” -Robert Orben
“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.” -Lily Tomlin
Read the 40 funniest quotes about America, compiled by the Huffington Post.
See Also:
• The Muppets Sing Stars Stripes Forever
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